365 1/19

 

You were workin' as a waitress in a cocktail bar

When I met you

I picked you out, I shook you up and turned you around 

Turned you into someone new

365 12/22

 

When you fight a war against a tyrant,

who do you kill?

You kill the victims of the tyrant.

365 12/20

 

the problem here is that my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave,

and, uh, my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out,

and hijacked a school bus full of penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis.

365 12/19

Fondude

365 12/18

 

Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this?

The five foot assassin with the roughneck business

I float like gravity, never had a cavity

Got more rhymes than the Winans got family

365 2/20

So long as atrocities remain remote, abstract, they will be tolerated, even by decent people.

365 3/30

Oh, but ewe really are

365 2/4

You who were given a life,

what did you make of it?

365 1/13

Look up here, I'm in heaven

I've got scars that can't be seen

365 12/18

Don't believe them when they tell me

There ain't no cure

The rich stay healthy

The sick stay poor

365 6/28

Wu-Tang is for the Children

365 6/8

Go ahead, make my millennium

365 4/13

Trump Is Over!

(if you want it)

365 1/1

No surprise, no mystery

In this theatre that I call my soul

I always play the starring role

365 12/31

Brian Sipe has been named head of the Bureau of Indian Affairs

365 12/28

I asked for an autograph

He wanted to stay home

I wish someone would phone

365 12/21

Sometimes it seems

We'll touch that dream

But things come slow or not at all

365 10/14

if waiters could talk

365 6/28

We were born on the wrong side of the bed

365 6/10

The Terrible has already happened