365 12/31

Enjoy Every Sandwich

365 12/30

Decollate for Christmas

365 12/29

We were cool on craze

When I, you and everyone we knew

Could believe, do and share in what was true

365 12/28

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you.

I didn't want to have to do this.

I'm with the Mattress Police.

There are no tags on these mattresses.

365 12/27

I've wasted all my tears

Wasted all those years

And nothing had the chance to be good 

Nothing ever could

365 12/26

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing!

365 12/25

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads

365 12/24

The city had withdrawn into itself

And left at last the country to the country;

365 12/23

They did the job, money came with ease

But one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease

He robbed another and another and a sister and her brother

365 12/22

Another reason not to throw out the liver

365 12/21

I Love My Mom

365 12/20

Yeah when you call my name

I salivate like a Pavlov dog

Yeah when you lay me out

My heart is beating louder than a big bass drum, alright

365 12/19

Our problem is that people are obedient allover the world in the face of poverty and

starvation and stupidity, and war and cruelty.  Our problem is that people are obedient while the jails are full of petty thieves.. (and) the grand thieves are running the country

365 12/18

We all need a big reduction in the amount of tears
And all the people you made in your image
See them fighting in the street
Cause they can't make opinions meet about

365 12/17

Love you everyday, girl

Always on my mind

One thing I can say girl

Love you all the time

365 12/16

Manny > Super

Christmas Precents

In here

Thanks

365 12/15

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

365 12/14

I staggered back to the underground

And the breeze blew back my hair

I remember throwing punches around

And preaching from my chair

365 12/13

Congrats! 

You are a 

HYPOCRITE!

365 12/12

Thanks for a Greate Season

365 12/11

If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing.

If you use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing. 

365 12/10

He's the king of the jungle jive

Look at that caveman go!

He's got a chauffeur that's a genuine dinosaur

365 12/9

How am I feelin', better, I suppose

How am I lookin', I don't want the truth

What am I doin', I ain't in my youth

I'm past my prime, or was that just a pose?

365 12/8

As stars are born and die, the phenomena of suffering and love are projected 

onto Earth to play out in the seeming inconsequentiality of our human lives. 

We are the broken metaphors of a cosmos that is beyond

our comprehension.

365 12/7

Time goes by so quickly.

Sometimes everything seems so fleeting.

365 12/6

The lunatic is in the hall

The lunatics are in my hall

The paper holds their folded faces to the floor 

And every day the paperboy brings more

365 12/5

There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie.

Things you wouldn't understand.

Things you couldn't understand.

Things you shouldn't understand.

365 12/4

Hey, baby, do you come here often?

Would you like some wine?

Hey, mama, I'd like to talk to you about your moon sign

365 12/3

When illusion spin her net

I'm never where I want to be

And liberty she pirouette 

When I think I am free 

365 12/2

Good Vibes Only

365 12/1

Pittsburgh isn't there anymore

rode by it

on the gray horse and instead

a place where they go sick

a place of only mist

365 11/30

WOW!

Double Meat

365 11/29

I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days.

Who's the gopher's ally? His friends.

The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.

365 11/28

Bordering the fifth dimension on the outer reaches of your mind

365 11/27

I don't need no booze 

Don't need a virgin priest

But I need someone I can cry to

I need someone to protect

365 11/26

I don't want to be famous

I just want to be recognized

365 11/25

A man with no enemies is a man with no character.

365 11/24

I think about this and I think about personal history

Better take care

I breathe so deep when the movie gets real

365 11/23

The wave from which there is no return (the river Styx)

365 11/22

Well Stu I'll tell you, surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, it's no hobby.

It's a way of looking at that wave and saying,

"Hey bud, let's party!"

365 11/21

Caught my attention then you grabbed my heart

I felt your good vibrations right from the start

I can't seem to bring myself to say

365 11/20

Y'all want this party started right?

Y'all want this party started quickly right?

365 11/19

What the Helen of Troy is that?

Did I hear you say my rhymes is wack?

365 11/18

Loving you isn't the right thing to do

How can I ever change things that I feel?

If I could, maybe I'd give you my world

How can I when you won't take it from me?

365 11/17

Reclaiming my time

365 11/16

The news slows

People forget

The shares crash, hopes are dashed

People forget

Forget they're hiding

365 11/15

... So many people that we've loved and cared about are not here anymore,

but you carry them around inside you.

The older you get, the more your life becomes a quiet conversation with the dead.

365 11/14

So the price you pay for your freedom is struggle.

365 11/13

Keep me movin'

Over 50

Keep me groovin'

Just a hippie gypsy