365 12/31

 

That's all folks!

365 12/30

I don't talk about feelings, Alfred.

I don't have any, I've never seen one.

I'm a night-stalking, crime-fighting vigilante, and a heavy metal rapping machine.

365 12/29

 

We The People

Protect Each Other

365 12/28

 

I'll be your bleedin' heart, I'll be your cryin' fool

Don't let this go too far, don't let it get to you

365 12/27

And the invoice it don't quite fit 

No payola'r in his alphabetical file 

'Cept for the government, man

365 12/26

Any moment might be our last.

Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed.

You will never be lovelier than you are now.

We will never be here again

365 12/25

 

Love one another

Take care of each other

365 12/24

Seems fairly simple to me

 

365 12/23

 

If only you didn't pun so loud

365 12/22

 

When you fight a war against a tyrant,

who do you kill?

You kill the victims of the tyrant.

365 12/21

 

How Rare 

&

Beautiful

You Are

365 12/20

 

the problem here is that my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave,

and, uh, my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out,

and hijacked a school bus full of penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis.

365 12/19

Fondude

365 12/18

 

Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this?

The five foot assassin with the roughneck business

I float like gravity, never had a cavity

Got more rhymes than the Winans got family

365 12/17

 

Soy Bomb

365 12/16

 

La Fe Gandules

365 12/15

 

A thrill of hope, the weary world rejoices

For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn

365 12/14

 

Suck My Cookbook

365 12/13

 

I believe 

I can fly 

365 12/12

 

When routine bites hard and ambitions are low

And resentment rides high, but emotions won't grow

And we're changing our ways, taking different roads

365 12/11

 

World's #1 Banker 

Of Climate Chaos

365 12/10

 

Treat me like a fool

Treat me mean and cruel,

But love me

365 12/9

Click "Yes" to fix it

 

365 12/8

What is meant to be will be

After winter must come spring

Change, it comes eventually

365 12/7

 

Set the town ablaze

Gonna stun and amaze

Ready to throw a craze 

Make your granny shake her head and say "those were the days"

365 12/6

 

I'm going to take a little trip down to Paradise's endless shores

They say that travel broadens the mind 

Till you can't get your head out of doors

365 12/5

 

For Sale

Tryon Ave

365 12/4

 

Tonight I wake early the sky is pearl, the stars aglow

I saddle up my red roan

I ride deep into the mountains along a ridge of pale stone

365 12/3

 

How many people do you think I am?

Pretend I am somebody else

You can pretend I'm an old millionaire

A millionaire washing his hands

365 12/2

 

You don't think there's time to stop

There's time, enough for you to lay your head down, tonight

Let it wash away

All those yesterdays

365 12/1

Hold it now, hit it

Yo, Leroy!

It's my drum, it's my, hold it now, it's my rhyme 

365 11/30

 

Canine Art

365 11/29

 

Don't need reason, don't need rhyme

Ain't nothing I'd rather do 

Goin' down, party time

My friends are gonna be there too, yeah

365 11/28

 

I'm not the one that's runnin', but they got me on the run

Treat me like I had a gun

All I got is genes and chromosomes

365 11/27

 

History Repeating

365 11/26

You 

Deserve

Joy

 

365 11/25

I had a feeling you were hiding your thoughts

I made a note to myself, I nearly forgot

Now I'm overwrought

365 11/24

 

That's not the point

365 11/23

 

Lost 

The Plot

365 11/22

 

Columnade? Colonnade.

365 11/21

 

a madness of the impossible

365 11/20

 

But you've got the mind child

To carry on

When it's just about to be 

Carried on...

365 11/19

 

Put you on tour, put your record on wax

Sign your life on the X

You exit, x-off, but what you really get:

A box of Newports and Puma sweats

365 11/18

 

But we are living in a skeptical and if I may use the phrase, a thought -tormented age; 

and sometimes I fear that this new generation, educated or hyper educated as it is,

will lack those qualities of humanity, of hospitality, of kindly humor

which belonged to an older day...

365 11/17

 

Love Until You Are Empty

Then Keep Loving

365 11/16

 

Admit One

365 11/15

 

Did you check your other pants?

365 11/14

 

It is tedious to tell again tales already plainly told

365 11/13

 

I wore my heart out

again

365 11/12

 

They taking off to Mars, got the space vessels overflowing

What, you think they want us there?

Reputation ain't glowing, reparations ain't flowing

If you find yourself stuck in a creek, you better start rowing