365 12/31

 

That's all folks!

365 12/30

I don't talk about feelings, Alfred.

I don't have any, I've never seen one.

I'm a night-stalking, crime-fighting vigilante, and a heavy metal rapping machine.

365 12/29

 

We The People

Protect Each Other

365 12/28

 

I'll be your bleedin' heart, I'll be your cryin' fool

Don't let this go too far, don't let it get to you

365 12/27

And the invoice it don't quite fit 

No payola'r in his alphabetical file 

'Cept for the government, man

365 12/26

Any moment might be our last.

Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed.

You will never be lovelier than you are now.

We will never be here again

365 12/25

 

Love one another

Take care of each other

365 12/24

Seems fairly simple to me

 

365 12/23

 

If only you didn't pun so loud

365 12/22

 

When you fight a war against a tyrant,

who do you kill?

You kill the victims of the tyrant.

365 12/21

 

How Rare 

&

Beautiful

You Are

365 12/20

 

the problem here is that my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave,

and, uh, my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out,

and hijacked a school bus full of penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis.

365 12/19

Fondude

365 12/18

 

Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this?

The five foot assassin with the roughneck business

I float like gravity, never had a cavity

Got more rhymes than the Winans got family

365 12/17

 

Soy Bomb

365 12/16

 

La Fe Gandules

365 12/15

 

A thrill of hope, the weary world rejoices

For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn

365 12/14

 

Suck My Cookbook

365 12/13

 

I believe 

I can fly 

365 12/12

 

When routine bites hard and ambitions are low

And resentment rides high, but emotions won't grow

And we're changing our ways, taking different roads

365 12/11

 

World's #1 Banker 

Of Climate Chaos

365 12/10

 

Treat me like a fool

Treat me mean and cruel,

But love me

365 12/9

Click "Yes" to fix it

 

365 12/8

What is meant to be will be

After winter must come spring

Change, it comes eventually

365 12/7

 

Set the town ablaze

Gonna stun and amaze

Ready to throw a craze 

Make your granny shake her head and say "those were the days"

365 12/6

 

I'm going to take a little trip down to Paradise's endless shores

They say that travel broadens the mind 

Till you can't get your head out of doors

365 12/5

 

For Sale

Tryon Ave

365 12/4

 

Tonight I wake early the sky is pearl, the stars aglow

I saddle up my red roan

I ride deep into the mountains along a ridge of pale stone

365 12/3

 

How many people do you think I am?

Pretend I am somebody else

You can pretend I'm an old millionaire

A millionaire washing his hands

365 12/2

 

You don't think there's time to stop

There's time, enough for you to lay your head down, tonight

Let it wash away

All those yesterdays

365 12/1

Hold it now, hit it

Yo, Leroy!

It's my drum, it's my, hold it now, it's my rhyme 

365 11/30

 

Canine Art

365 11/29

 

Don't need reason, don't need rhyme

Ain't nothing I'd rather do 

Goin' down, party time

My friends are gonna be there too, yeah

365 11/28

 

I'm not the one that's runnin', but they got me on the run

Treat me like I had a gun

All I got is genes and chromosomes

365 11/27

 

History Repeating

365 11/26

You 

Deserve

Joy

 

365 11/25

I had a feeling you were hiding your thoughts

I made a note to myself, I nearly forgot

Now I'm overwrought

365 11/24

 

That's not the point

365 11/23

 

Lost 

The Plot

365 11/22

 

Columnade? Colonnade.