365 5/16

I wanted to wallow like a water buffalo in the cool,

sagacious mud of my past,

so I wrote you

365 8/28

I know your brand of family fun.

Tomorrow you'll probably kill the desk clerk,

Hold up a McDonalds,

and drive us 1,000 miles out of the way to see world's largest pile of mud!

365 8/27

I'm worth a million in prizes

With my torture film

Drive a G.T.O.

Wear a uniform

All on a government loan