365 8/1

Did you never call?  I waited for your call

These rivers of suggestion are driving me away

365 6/10

A Chewish Tradition

365 2/10

.... actively participating in your own delusions.... 

365 2/9

Then you realize he doesn't have all of his marbles

365 2/8

Why do you always look so sweaty and nervous?

365 12/12

Every vow you break

Every smile you fake

Every claim you stake

365 7/20

A woman on the $10 bill over your dead body?

Maude will accept those terms

365 1/25

Big mistake.

365 11/17

You are not perky, you are obnoxious.

365 11/24

Here's your snack dumbass